tinydragongina: they-are-all-lies: wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world THE SONG ACTUALLY MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW.OISNCDSIDNCEWKJRNFWEK is “jesus christ” an inappropriate exclamation here or
And it’s so funny – everybody comes up to you and they’re like, “Geez, nine...– John Krasinski (x)
demonic-omens: iamtonysexual: hausereiring: roxion: you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice Just seeing this makes me angry. #SadGamerProblems
sexwith-alexgaskarth: There’s a show on disney junior right now about small potatoes in a punk rock band and for a second I thought I saw Rian Dawson.
imaginarycircus: rabioheab: my one dream is to travel back in time to the middle ages and bring some large speakers and loudly play a skrillex song and watch everyone freak the fuck out Best wishes on your exorcism.
psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
shouldertappingghosts: Do you ever have those things that you want to post but you can’t because there are [whispers] people you know on here
the-sewage-of-youth asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! (Again) Have a super duper awesome day!!!!! :) <3 <3
astormsapproaching asked: Happy birthday Jackie!! I hope it's super awesome!
reyairia: 70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face
Anonymous asked: HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! FROM ALL OF US TO YOU!! WE WISH IT WAS OUR BIRTHDAY! SO WE COULD PARTY TOO!!! YOOO!!!!! <3
falloutbong: i thought eyelashes were meant to keep shit out of your eye but half the time theres anything in my eye its a fucking eyelash
ccomicsloth: saying “its just hormones” to an upset teenager to make them feel better is like saying “its just gravity” to someone who fell off of the top of a 10 story building
figurants: they call them “goosebumps” because there are little, tiny, microscopic geese living inside of you and when you’re in a cold place they think they have reached the north and they all try to get out
Anonymous asked: No problem, I'm glad you answered it. :) Happy Birthday by the way!
ygrittesnow: when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow” and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY” and then he’d spin...
iammakingperfectsense: hazzasgotalittlelou: directioner-danosaur: insidemymmind: Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS...
commanderpigg: you see, the thing about self esteem is it doesn’t matter how many people you have supporting you, telling you you’re talented, or attractive, or smart because in the end, if you truly cannot believe it yourself or worse, if you depend on those outside forces to confirm positive perceptions of yourself you still feel pretty shitty.
Me: Hi I'd like some cocaine please
Dealer: is pepsicane ok
mamalalonde: okay so i was just downstairs getting a straw for my chocolate milk, and my cat LOVES straws, right? so she was begging for the straw and it was adorable so i was taking pictures and i aw hey cat whoa there friend whOA THERE CAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Anonymous asked: I'm curious, what are your tracked tags?
darkpurpleskies asked: Okay! I think this is the final time! Happy Birthday!!! You're 19!
purplewhalesofdeath: purplewhalesofdeath: *Laminated paper wobbling sound* WWHAT THE FUCK WHY DOES HTIS POST HAVE 20,000 NOT ES OUT OF ALL THE POSTS IVE EVER MADE THIS IS THE MOST MUNDANE AND AVERAGE POST I HAVE MADE LITERALLY JUTS AFTER I WOBBLED A PIECE OF LAMINATED PAPER I HAVE GAINED 20 FOLLOWERS BECAUSE OF THIS ONE POST ABOUT WOBBLING LAMINATED PAPER I AM GOING TO CRACK A
French: This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"
Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
Spanish: The chair is feminine! "La silla!"
English: This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane!
Tumblr: You be whatever you want chair! Don't let gender roles define you!
lnfamy: people are making fat jokes about kim kardashian she’s pregnant she is literally carrying another human inside of her and has to provide nutrients to support that human people are making fat jokes about a pregnant woman
jesussbabymomma: jesussbabymomma: eggs are so fucking dumb how do people like them listen here u lil shit
thelilnan: OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE OKAY AJAX SOAP THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE” AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE