February 2012
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tay-jardine:
warped tewer
this reminded me! at Warped Tour 2011 in St Pete, all the signs said Warp Tour. and i was lile … wow.
heartsandwrists-intact asked: ya know what I think it's time for? I think it's time for a little mfk...
heartsandwrists-intact asked: mustard or ketchup?
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my ask is lonely. someone wanna fill it up?
stillslydgn:
wears band shirts out in public in hopes that someone attractive will notice and compliment my shirt so we can then get married
africans:
everyone i follow is a girl until i find out they’re a boy
heartsandwrists-intact:
soulbehindthemusic:
heartsandwrists-intact:
hay guise this is funn
WHAT WAS THIS FOR.
omg this was so long ago.
we were like talking to each other but like by tagging each other ya know
I REMEMBER THAT. but that was the only post on my tag. yet there was a ton of older stuff.. idgi
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it surprises me that about 1/2 of the spongebob tag is edits about bjs and vulgar stuff. c’mon man, thats just not cool.
sourcechode:
do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells… smelly.
heartsandwrists-intact asked: STILL DIGGING YOUR BLOG RN JUSSAYINNN
redheadswillruletheworld:
heartsandwrists-intact:
hay guise this is funn
WHAT WAS THIS FOR.
heartsandwrists-intact:
JACKIE.
almost your entire 1st page is drake and josh lol
i love you okay
ITS BEAUTIFUL RIGHT?!
heartsandwrists-intact:
I wonder if she tracks her own tag..
ACTUALLY I DONT. BUT I CHECK IT SOMETIMES. NO LIE.
1. The meaning behind my URL 2. Weakness 3. Bestfriend(s) 4. Last time I cried and why 5. Piercings I have 6. Favorite Band 7. Biggest turn off(s) 8. Fact about my sex life 9. Tattoos I want 10. Biggest turn on(s) 11. Age 12. Ideas of a perfect date 13. Life goal(s) 14. Piercings I want 15. Relationship status 16. Favorite movie 17. A fact about my life 18. Phobia 19. Full name 20. Tattoos I...
HUG ME BROTHA
Anonymous asked: STEAL THE DINING SOCK
Anonymous asked: wait! I have an idea...LETS! LEAVE!
Watch
my post got 18 notes. IM TUMBLAH FAMOUZ BITCHES.
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A guy goes to a 5 dollar, lady of the night, and he get crabs. So the next day, he goes back to complain, and the woman says, “hey, it was only 5 dollars, what did you expect, Lobster?”
The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
THIS IS AMAZING.
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